Funny Texts to Send to Ex

121 Clever texts to send to a guy you like. These flirty and irresistible texts will make him totally think about you all day (and all night) long.

Let's face it, constantly trying to be that witty charming girl over text can be exhausting. You want to keep it fresh and fun but sometimes even the best of us can run out of steam. So if you need a little inspiration figuring out what to text a guy you like, then we've got you covered.

We've complied the ultimate list of 121 clever text messages to send him. You will find text messages to send him that are witty, charming, sassy, sexy, funny and sweet. And no, of course we didn't forget to include those romantic and flirty texts too. So whatever you're looking for you'll be sure find it in the list below.

As you're going through this list keep in mind these text message ideas are meant to be playful and fun. Let them spark a flirty conversation but try not to to take it too seriously.

And of course, don't forget that while yes texting a guy you like can be a lot fun. The best relationships are the ones that you build by spending time together as a couple in real life.

121 Clever Texts To Send To A Guy You Like

Melt his heart with these witty, charming and irresistible text messages for him.

1. Even over text, you're adorable.
2. Big spoon or little spoon? Asking for a friend.
3. You are so damn charming. Just thinking of you is putting a smile on my face.
4. Do you find it sexy when girls make the first move or should I wait for you to do it yourself? 😉
5. If only you could see the dress that I'm wearing right now…
6. I can think of one way to make my day better…😉
7. Congratulations, you have levelled up! Better prepare yourself, cos I will not be holding back anymore next time you're around.
8. I've been thinking about you a TON today…and it's only 9 am.
9. I had a dream about you last night…

What To Say To Flirt With Him Via Text Messaging

10. So I've got a romcom on my TV, and the leading man looks just like you. Except, you know, not quite as cute…😉
11. If you're planning on making a move, right now would be the best time to just go for it.
12. You will never believe what just happened to me….
13. You make it impossible for me to focus on work…😉
14. Just saw The Avengers, Chris Evans looks pretty good, but I have to say that I'd rather watch you take your shirt off…:)
15. I've gotten basically nothing done today because I can't stop thinking about you. So thanks for that. (JK) (But actually…)
16. I've just watched a Netflix marathon, but you're still hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
17. Using five emojis, tell me how you feel about me right now.
18. My cheeks are hurting from all the smiling, I can't stop. Look at what you are doing to me!
19. I like you almost as much as I like chocolate, and you know just how much I love chocolate….;)

What Flirty Texts Do Guys Like?

Guys like flirty texts that set the tone of the conversation for playful banter. Think of flirting like a tennis match. There needs to be a back and forth between two players in order to play. So your text to him should be both playful, as well as, something that he can easily to respond back to.

If you feel nervous, no worries. Getting a little flirtatious via text can also be a great way to get to know a guy as you perfect your flirting technique for real life. (1, 2) So don't be shy about sending him those flirty texts. Just hit that send button and then sit back and get ready for his flirtatious comeback that is sure to be on it's way.

For more tips on how to text men check out my post here – How To Text A Guy You Like and Keep Him Interested.

Flirtatious Messages To Text Him

With these flirty things to say to a guy, he definitely won't be able to keep you off his mind.

20. I promise you I'll always be by your side. Well, except when I'm underneath you.
21. I'm still wearing that smile you gave me…
22. I could text with you all night long… well, among other things….😉
23. I just noticed that my bed is a lot more comfortable with you in it.
24. I wish I were there to hit the snooze button with you.
25. I can't sleep. I blame you…;)
26. Just thinking about all the things we could be doing if you were at my place right now.
27. If you kiss me, I'm not responsible for what happens next…
28. Just read that caffeine can boost a woman's libido. Is that why you keep inviting me for coffee?

Spicy, Saucy & Sassy Texts For Him

Sometimes you gotta get a little sassy, am I right? Word of warning, when you message him these flirty and sassy things to say to a guy. It's either going to make him blush, or have him racing over to your place. And maybe even both! So these ones are best saved to send to your boyfriend or a guy that you are in a serious relationship with.

29. I'm feeling thirsty. Hey, your body's mostly made of water, isn't it?
30. Texting is good, but when can I lay my eyes on those muscles of yours?
31. I've been crazy busy ALL day… Wanna come distract me?
32. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
33. Looking forward to you seeing me tonight… 😉
34. Can't wait to be by your side again. Or would you prefer me to be on top?
35. I've been thinking about you … and it hasn't all been PG.
36. Should I wear a short skirt tonight or a really short skirt?

Funny Things To Text A Guy You Like

Make him smile by sending him one of these delightfully, fun and playful funny text messages.

37. In case you were wondering, no you don't have to wait three days to text me.
38. Send me a selfie when you get a chance. You know I can't resist you in business casual.
39. It must have been tough waiting for me all those years.
40. How have you gone so long without messaging me? I'm such a delight.
41. Whaddaya say we skip all the small talk and go get our flirt on.
42. I really want pizza. And a cute guy to eat it with.
43. I hope your day is a nice as my butt…😉
44. Guess what emoji I put next to your name right now on my phone?
45. Nope, I do not have a boyfriend. You can thank me later for being able to read your mind.
46. Miss me yet?

Related – 200 Fun Questions To Ask A Guy & Make Him Laugh

Flirty Texts To Send To Your Crush

47. Congratulations! According to my dog, you pass the sniff test with flying colours!
48. That Instagram photo you just posted is ridiculously sexy…😍
49. You know I'm starting like you….so what are you going to do about it?
50. Send me the 3 emojis that best capture your essence.
51. What did you think when you first saw me?
52. My coworker just asked me why I was walking around grinning. I told her I'm thinking about you.
53. I smile whenever I get a message from you <3

Cute & Flirty Text Messages For Him

Below you'll find the best cute and totally flirtatious texts to send a guy to make him think about you.

54. On a scale of one to 10, I'd give last night an 11. What about you?
55. Stop looking so hot in the pics you post. You're killing me over here!
56. You're very lucky to have me as your girl…just sayin…;)
57. Girls night tonight! Tomorrow I'm gonna need my MAN fix…you game?
58. I'm just not that into you. Also, did you know today was Opposite Day?
59. It's hard to concentrate on work when you keep popping up in my mind.
60. Be honest. What was your first impression of me? Because you're even better than I first thought you'd be.
61. Ok, so you're obviously a wizard, because my cat just admitted that she'd give up her spot on my bed for you.

What Are Some Good Flirty Text Messages?

The best flirty messages will spark his interest and set the tone for a playful conversation.Keep in mind that crafting the perfect flirty text message can be a slippery slope. There can be a bit of innuendo, but we generally recommend to keep it more on the flirty but innocent side (rather than then naughty).

This way you'll more likely to find yourself enjoying a playful yet comfortable conversation that doesn't take things too far. That is unless the message is to your long term boyfriend. In which case you can get more sexy or spicy. But if you do decided that you totally want to take it there with someone new, well then no judgement here.

Cute Texts To Send To Your Boyfriend

Below you'll find a list of cute unexpected texts to send to your boyfriend. These are also perfect for any long term relationship or marriage.

62. Ok I gotta admit something…being with you makes me feel like I'm living in a cheesy romantic comedy, only waaaay better.
63. I'd like to thank my past self for making all the decisions that led me to you.
64. All I want after this long day is a tall glass of you.
65. I love you a latte. Even more than my morning cup of a coffee, so you know it's serious.
66. You check all of my boxes, even the ones I didn't know existed…:)
67. I just heard a song on the radio, and it describes our relationship perfectly…:)
68. Congrats on being my #ManCrushMonday for the XXth week in a row!

Flirty Texts To Send A Guy – What To Text A Guy You Like

69. Let's skip the small talk and go straight to flirting.
70. I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be fun…
71. I'm giving you 3 chances to guess what I'm thinking about right now….
72. I'm sick of flirting over the phone. Let's do it in person.
73. Seeing your name pop up on my phone screen makes me grin like an idiot.
74. How can you stay away from me? I know you thought of me all night…😉
75. Do you miss me? Type Y for yes.
76. If I was with you right now, what do you think we would be doing?

Clever First Texts To Send To A Guy

Sometimes getting his number is easy. It's the figuring out how (and if) you should make that first move that's the hard part. So if you need some inspiration then try sending him one of these texts below to get the ball rolling.

For more on how to start a conversation with a guy over text read my post >> 27 Ways To Start A Conversation With A Guy Over Text. It also comes with a list of examples so whatever your situation is you'll be able to find something that works for you.

77. Do you want me to make the first move, or should I wait for you to be inspired?
78. I know I'm supposed to wait to text you, but I can't help myself.
79. Do you believe in love at first text or should I text you again?
80. Be honest. How long did you wait to text me so it wouldn't be awkward?
81. I'm making the first move when it comes to texting, so I'm expecting you to make the first move when it comes to kissing.
82. So was meeting me as good for you as it was for me? 😉
83. So I already got your number, what's next? 😉
84. Do you like it when a girl makes the first move?
85. Since we had such a great conversation last night, I decided to bypass the three-day rule and text you now.*smiley face emoji* 😊
86. I'm not big on the whole wait three days rule, so I'm texting you now.
87. Have you listened to "X" (insert name) podcast yet? We need to discuss!
88. This totally made me think of you…

Sweet Texts To Make Him Smile

Wondering what to text a guy to make him smile? Then you've come to the right place! Below you'll find a list of the sweetest text messages that are also (we think) cute romantic texts to send to your boyfriend too.

89. You never fail to give me butterflies.
90. Had a great time last night. Love how chivalrous you are! Men like you are a rare breed.
91. Are you this cute all the time, or did I just catch you on a really good day?
92. There is this one cute guy I can't stop thinking about… What should I do about him?
93. If kissing is the language of love then we certainly have a lot to talk about.
94. How is it possible that you get a little hotter every single day?
95. This just in…My dog misses you. Come visit him.
96. I literally smile every single time your name pops up on my phone.

Witty & Flirty Questions To Ask Him Over Text

Send him a question to get his attention and a quick reply back.

97. Which emoji makes you think of me?
98. Are you missing me? Yes or Yes?
99. I like you. What are you going to do about it?
100. A kiss burns like 7 calories a minute, wanna workout? 😉
101. Tell the truth. How long have you been hoping to get a text from me?
102. Ok, I have a confession to make…are you ready?…
103. What are you thinking about right now and why is it me?
104. I need to ask you a very deep, serious question, and your answer will have huge consequences for both of us… Thin-crust or deep-dish?
105. Which emoji's best sum up your day so far?
106. OMG! OMG! OMG! Guess whaaaat?
107. I'm happy to inform you that I've completely fallen for you. The only question is… what are you going to do about that?
108. Well, I texted you. What are your other two wishes? *genie emoji* 🧞

For more good Flirty questions check out our article here >> 200+ Flirty Questions To Ask A Guy

Perfect Flirty One Liners For Him

These flirty messages and irresistible texts to send him are also, cute, funny and witty.

109. Are you smiling right now? If you are, that's good. Very. Very. Good…😉
110. I've been practicing my yoga moves. Wanna see?
111. Come over, I've got all of your favorites: Pizza, Beer, and of course…Me!
112. Ok, now….I can't sleep, and I blame you for it.
113. Just thinking about all the things we could be doing if you were at my place right now.
114. You look so good right now. I can't actually see you, but I assume you look good, because you always do.
115. Argh, I have a problem. I can't get you out of my head…😉
116. Don't lie, I'm sure you smiled when you saw my name on your phone just now.
117. I just woke up and you're already on my mind.
118. I see me in your future. *crystal ball emoji* 🔮
119. You wouldn't believe the dream I had about you last night…
120. I wore the cutest outfit today. Too bad you didn't get to see it.
121. I am not flirting with you. I am just extra friendly to someone who happens to be extra attractive.

Striking up a flirtatious game of Would You Rather Questions is also another fun way to get a good conversation flowing with a guy. For a list of good questions check out our post here>> The Best Flirty Would You Rather Questions To Ask A Guy

What To Text A Guy You Like

Sending clever texts to a guy you like should be a piece of cake with our list of suggestions. At the end of the day it's all aboutchoosing the messages that feel the most right for you. And where you are in your relationship.

So whatever stage in your in whether you're just starting to date, or its heading somewhere more serious. Or maybe he's already your boyfriend or partner right now. You're going to be able to find a great message idea to send him.

Happy Texting!

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